I'm an old man of "never you mind"
So referring to me is not kind
"Help that old man to cross
He seems at a loss."
I'm Judge Jay who once had you fined.
I'm an old lady teacher of Speech
A teacher who no more does preach
'Though my voice box has broken
It plays music unspoken
The high notes I always did reach.
When you look at my face do you see
I'm younger than I'm meant to be?
I've shrunken a bit
Lost some of my wit
Tho' old I'm still part of ME.