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Here's the ideal man women should keep an eye out for A man ...

Figures of speech . . . so go figure! Paraprosdokians are fi...
Illustration: Denis Shifrin

 If you love words you'll love these "Lexophile" is a w...
Illustration by Denis Shifrin

Dog's life is a kvetch Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinari...

IF THEY HAD A JEWISH MOTHER Mona Lisa's Jewish Mother: "Afte...

How's this for starters . . . the worst opening lines Advent...
 There is a commandment to ritually clean certain unuse...
illustration by Denis Shifrin

Did you hear about the man who forgot his zip code? An elder...

How's this for a ripping yarn? A successful businessman park...

Do you ever wonder . . . ...why the sun lightens our hair, b...

Ramblings of a Retired Mind You know, I spent a fortune on d...
Ah, Passover is over…An old Jewish man stopped before a blin...
 GOOD QUOTES I don't worry about getting old. I'm old a...

A Hasidic man, with a long beard, peyot (earlocks), a kaftan...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady ...

Show judges come to an arrangement! TWO little old ladies, D...

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They wer...

WHAT do you recall most vividly about "making aliyah"? Chanc...